Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Some of Today's Headlines From TheOnion.com

Congress to raise Alpacas to aid struggling economy.

Recession-Plagued Nation demands new Bubble to invest in.

Bush Calls For Panic - President to Nation: 'remain nervous'

Extreme Weather Alert: Meteorologists Call for Intensely Brisk Autumn

U.S. Debt to Outgrow Debt Clock

Scott Bakula Jumps Into McCain's Body Just Before Election

Obama Under Fire For Playing T-ball During Vietnam

Breast Cancer Launches WNBA Awareness Month

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Dear Mr. McCain

Fighting wars in other countries no longer makes us more secure.

Oh, and your father was at sea "doing our country's business"? The military is the country's business? That doesn't seem right.

and by the way, keep your steady hand off my countries' tiller.