Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Some of Today's Headlines From TheOnion.com

Congress to raise Alpacas to aid struggling economy.

Recession-Plagued Nation demands new Bubble to invest in.

Bush Calls For Panic - President to Nation: 'remain nervous'

Extreme Weather Alert: Meteorologists Call for Intensely Brisk Autumn

U.S. Debt to Outgrow Debt Clock

Scott Bakula Jumps Into McCain's Body Just Before Election

Obama Under Fire For Playing T-ball During Vietnam

Breast Cancer Launches WNBA Awareness Month