Sunday, March 22, 2009

A Good Old Headline Appetizer

BREAKING NEWS! THIS JUST IN!!!! HEY EVERYBODY, GUESSSS WHAAAAT!!!!

actual headline from NYT:


G.O.P. Wary of White House Optimism on Economy
By A.G. SULZBERGER 3:30 PM ET

A top Obama adviser expressed confidence that the economy would begin to rebound this year, in stark contrast to the message from Republican leaders...


That's right folks - the corruption-ridden party of 'old' and 'good'-ness, recently led for eight virtuous, success-ridden years by W. himself...
... wait for the G.O.P.unchline...
...feels pessimistic about the future!!!
How could a flailing, ailing, and divided political party, still around from the civil war (albeit altered with an industrial-animal hybridization genetic experiment called 'K' Street), possibly be feeling pessimistic about the security and stability of their future stake in the game of power politics that our Representative Democracy has become?

What kind of reputation tarnishing could have caused THAT?

[suppressed snicker]

Seriously though, since we only have two political legs to stand on in this county, we might as well hope for the best with our loyalty-driven brethren from the non-coastal areas. Justice and good-luck be with you in your quest to launch periscope and take on fresh air with fresh ideas.

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